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Bluescreen

v. To be killed by a Bill Gates vaccine
He only had a cough but the doctor bluescreened him with the Covid-19 vaccine
Bluescreen by Allegedly Dave April 13, 2020

Bluescreen

To "bluescreen" a video while you're sitting outside (backyard, porch or something) means to point your phone up at the sky while playing it so that the sky's blue reflection gives your video a uniform reflective hue. This prevents you from seeing your own reflection and other objects on your phone screen. It's super fun because it allows you to watch the video in relaxing, temperate conditions while experiencing all of the humor and jokes the video has to offer. This is usually done with restoration videos in order to bring them to life. If you ever want to spice up a restoration, bluescreening is the way to go. It can also be done with any other type of video to give it a relaxing, outdoor mood.
Friend #1: You said you never swam yesterday. What were you doing outside?
Friend #2: Bluescreening a video.
Friend #1: What type of video?
Friend #2: A restoration video of an SNES console.
Friend #1: How was it?
Friend #2: Satisfying. Now I know that there's some reliable hardware out there.
Bluescreen by arvinthsiva June 24, 2022

Bluescreen Face 

The face somebody makes when their brain has visibly encountered an error and has literally stopped working.

May be caused by fatigue, someone saying something extremely confusing or just by being a dumb bitch.(It's me, im a dumb bitch)

*receives exam*
*sees new question that was in the curriculum but i never studied for*
*beep booooooop sorry your brain has encountered an error*
i was asking his customer if he has an ip4 or ipv6 connection and he just had bluescreen face for a couple of minutes and then said he has wifi
Bluescreen Face by Ampy2 April 29, 2019

the bluescreen room 

A discord server in which the members have hot gay sex on the camera until their nuts are empty
Hey have you seen Noah?
Nah he was jerking off with random dudes in the bluescreen room
the bluescreen room by flakyfan99 October 28, 2021

Blue Screen Of Death 

Microsoft's most successful program
"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"
Blue Screen Of Death by Carl November 20, 2003

Bluegreeners 

A blue greener is a person who is a fan of Louis and Harry’s relationship but to a extreme extent

Bluegreeners shove Larry down Louis and Harry’s throat and make everything they do about them. Bluegreeners will also comment on people who are friends of Louis, Harry or any of the one direction boys and ask them if Larry is real. They will link anything the boys do to Larry and cause Harry and Louis to drift apart and never been seen together. Bluegreeners are completely different to Larries as they support both of them as individuals no matter what and don’t shove it down the two boys throats
Bluegreeners :Harry and Louis have drifted apart I wonder why that is

Larries: Because people like you shoved it down their throats.