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Thotus Begonus 

The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)
"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.
Thotus Begonus by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018
Did you see what happened when dave insulted his mother?

He went Bugnut.
bugnut by CA March 20, 2004

Bugnutin, Iyakin, Asar talo! 

: used to verbally irritate, tease or roast someone.

: if you ever wanna know where this infuriating phrase originated please go to Youtube and search "SB19's SHOWBREAK SPECIAL EPISODE", also like the video and subscribe. Thanks.

: SB19 lang strong!
Girl 1: Hey, you both look ugly.

Girl 2: True! You two don't belong here. Do you know that?

GhorL 1: Ugh, as if we care.

GhorL 2: Bugnutin, Iyakin, Asar talo! Mga slapsoil! Tse.

bugout jack 

when your jack off session is interrupted by laughing so hard you momentarily get six pack abs and lose your boner since blood flows to your gut
Came across an exquisite gif on /b/ and tried to jack off but it turned into a bugout jack because i was thinking about memes the whole time
An individual who is prone to wilding out or acting mentally unstable
That nigga in 30 cell is a bugout. Watch out!
Bugout by The young lion October 1, 2017

Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.
*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!