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Thotus Begonus 

The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)
"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.
Thotus Begonus by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018
Did you see what happened when dave insulted his mother?

He went Bugnut.
bugnut by CA March 20, 2004

Bugnutin, Iyakin, Asar talo! 

: used to verbally irritate, tease or roast someone.

: if you ever wanna know where this infuriating phrase originated please go to Youtube and search "SB19's SHOWBREAK SPECIAL EPISODE", also like the video and subscribe. Thanks.

: SB19 lang strong!
Girl 1: Hey, you both look ugly.

Girl 2: True! You two don't belong here. Do you know that?

GhorL 1: Ugh, as if we care.

GhorL 2: Bugnutin, Iyakin, Asar talo! Mga slapsoil! Tse.

bugout jack 

when your jack off session is interrupted by laughing so hard you momentarily get six pack abs and lose your boner since blood flows to your gut
Came across an exquisite gif on /b/ and tried to jack off but it turned into a bugout jack because i was thinking about memes the whole time
An individual who is prone to wilding out or acting mentally unstable
That nigga in 30 cell is a bugout. Watch out!
Bugout by The young lion October 1, 2017

Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.
*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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