3 definitions by pigeon raisin bran awareness

when your jack off session is interrupted by laughing so hard you momentarily get six pack abs and lose your boner since blood flows to your gut
Came across an exquisite gif on /b/ and tried to jack off but it turned into a bugout jack because i was thinking about memes the whole time
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anagram for tap a cracker which means having sexual intercourse with a caucasian american. you can also append with the suffix "and ghost" to either mean the inclusion of a british national or to disappear in a flash.
John told me to track a capper and ghost which i didnt understand until a day later and extensive forensic study of batshit insane individual's twitter histories.
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being stood up by someone after arranging to meet.
I got saged on when laura told me to meet her at SAGE in los angeles and she never showed up. i didnt leave my house for 2 weeks after that.
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