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Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.
Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!
Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

buckstache 

A mustache adorned by fans of The Ohio State University. Sporting a buckstache often leads one to a life of crime and perversion. The buckstache was made famous by the Michigan Wolverine based blog The M Zone. A cousin to the Buckstache is the Warstache, a mustache worn by Auburn fans. The Warstache will lead one to a life of bestiality.
Paul's life took a turn for the worse when he decided to grow a Buckstache.

buttstache 

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.
Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!
buttstache by Scat-lover April 25, 2004

Buckstache 

A mustache that is extremely ugly which acts as a repellent to women and average human beings.
That is one big buckstache
Buckstache by IRP_Hawk December 5, 2010

MUFFSTACHE 

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.
"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"
MUFFSTACHE by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008