burlstache 

Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.

Jim: Hey Dan I think you missed a spot

Dan: Nah man I'm just rockin the burlstache

burlstache by Captain Fox August 4, 2010

brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

buckstache 

A mustache adorned by fans of The Ohio State University. Sporting a buckstache often leads one to a life of crime and perversion. The buckstache was made famous by the Michigan Wolverine based blog The M Zone. A cousin to the Buckstache is the Warstache, a mustache worn by Auburn fans. The Warstache will lead one to a life of bestiality.

Paul's life took a turn for the worse when he decided to grow a Buckstache.

buckstache by once crapped in a hormel chili can June 21, 2006

buttstache 

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!

buttstache by Scat-lover April 25, 2004

Buckstache 

A mustache that is extremely ugly which acts as a repellent to women and average human beings.

That is one big buckstache

Buckstache by IRP_Hawk December 5, 2010

bushstache 

Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business

Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went cold. He quickly decided it was way to chilly to finish so now he is rocking a bushstache.

bushstache by B Weezie March 15, 2009