Buffles

The act of watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer whilst having some snuggles.

Girl "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy "I don't know... Watch some tv?"

Girl "Ok, we can have some Buffles."

by asstastic October 31, 2011

buffle

a buffalo waffle

buffle

by Rainbow_Creeper3 October 26, 2016

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Buffler

Strategic use of toilet paper pressed firmly on your butt crack to muffle fart sounds while peeing in a quiet place.

Hey Anthony, I was at Heidi's parent's house last night and I had some loud farts that I couldn't control while taking a piss right next to their kitchen. I had to use a buffler to keep things quiet. It worked like a charm

by Ripcordconcord November 18, 2009

biffles

From the acronym 'BFFL', which stands for 'best friends for life'.

He was acting like we were biffles, even though I hadn't heard from him in years.

by Hudson December 23, 2004

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.

"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"

by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010