A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to questionanything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
Strategic use of toilet paperpressed firmly on your butt crack to muffle fart sounds while peeing in a quiet place.
Hey Anthony, I was at Heidi's parent's house last night and I had some loud farts that I couldn't control while taking a piss right next to their kitchen. I had to use a buffler to keep things quiet. It worked like a charm
A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.
"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"