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battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.
battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.
battleshit by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005
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battleshits 

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'
"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"
battleshits by monty554 May 27, 2015

battleshits 

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.
"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"
battleshits by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.
"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"
biffleship by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010

battleshits 

Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.
"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."
battleshits by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie
chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane
battleshit by masteroffire October 27, 2012
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square grouper

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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