baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021

battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.

battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.

by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005

battleshits

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'

"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"

by monty554 May 27, 2015

battleshits

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.

"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"

by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.

"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"

by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010

battleshits

Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.

"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."

by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 27, 2012