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BEATSNGPE 

A slang term used in the Phillipines to describe a spoiled brat who gets angry for no reason at all. Basically your stereotypical spoiled rich kid who used his parent's wealth to just stop him from getting mad and throwing tantrums in public places like in tutorial centers, school etc. There is a famous quote in the Phillipines of a so called BEATSNGPE saying lord Jesus chirst kill me.
Uh oh, This kid is a spoiled brat and throws tantrums everyday. It's a BEATSNGPE.
BEATSNGPE by ProGamer2009 June 28, 2020

kenny beats 

a police officer that happens to make beats.
Vince Staples: Kenny beats is the police!
kenny beats by thatboi420 February 7, 2020
This is a word that was started in the 60's by the Smith family and then spread state wide by the Skjod girls. It is a word used to describe a woman's private part. It seemed more appropriate than the actual medical term. It is also a word used to describe someone who is silly or acting silly.
Hey Beatsie how are you? -or- You need to wash your beatsie.
beatsie by Shuhhz January 9, 2010

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats
I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.
phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

Barber Beats 

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.
Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!
Barber Beats by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021

Beats-deaf 

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.
I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!
Beats-deaf by YAWA April 25, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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