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phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats
I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.
phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017
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DJ BEATTIE 

IS A TERM USED WHEN THE DJ AT THE RADIO STATION HAS NOT GOT A CLUE WHAT HE OR SHE IS DOING PRESSING ALL THE WRONG BUTTONS AND PLAYING SHIT SONGS THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF
HI I AM A DJ BEATTIE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM SUPPOSED TO DO IN HERE MAYBE I WILL PUT MY FOOT ON A LITTLE PUFF YEAH FEELS GOOD MAN

HEY DID YOU HERE THAT DJ BEATTIE LAST NIGHT ON THE RADIO HE REALLY FUCKED UP THE SHOW BIG TIME
DJ BEATTIE by SUPER POSTIE June 10, 2011

bestie beastie 

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.
Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!
bestie beastie by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Beattie Smash 

1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Beastie Boys 

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.
I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.
Beastie Boys by PCGator July 14, 2004