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When a manjob or a brojob just is not enough to help out your best of friends. Budsex might be in order. It is where your best friend may penetrate you anally for his own intense personal pleasure.

It is not gay.

Bro#1 : Hey bro, I know she dumped you and I see how down you have been, even after several manjobs. Since it's your birthday, how about some budsex? My treat!

Bro#2 Bro, that would be awesome, it would really help me out.

Bro#1 : No problem bro, let me grab some lube.

budsex by MostH8ed November 4, 2011

Words you can keep

Bumsexual

A guy who is afraid of ladies, and much prefers the delights of a gentleman's rear end. Usually named Marco.

OMG Marco is such a Bumsexual...

Bumsexual by manph1b1an March 16, 2012

Related Words

budsexual • bud sex • bumsex • buysexual • bugsexual • bumsexor • bumsexual • bedsexual • buddex • budexphobia

buysexual

Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.

(1) Taneequah: Yo, Shaneequah ain't gettin' none, so she went out to the mall and picked up 23 new outfits and a X-Box.

Sharonda: You trippin'. That bitch be buysexual all up in herrrrrrre.

(2) Chad: I say, I do believe Edward took Muffy out shopping for jewelry this past week-end, at the conclusion of which, she did give up the booty.

Sheldon: Mmm, QUITE the buysexual, wouldn't you say?

buysexual by President Warren G. Harding December 20, 2009

Word of the Day on May 5, 2011

bud sex

Having sex with your buds.

"Hey those two guys seem a little too close."

"Yeah, they have bud sex."

bud sex by wssdesigns May 24, 2006

Bumsex

Word used as general adjective or exclamation, generally for something negative

As in "Oh no! I've been robbed! That's so bumsex!"
or
"Bumsex! I've been robbed!"

Bumsex by bumlover February 1, 2008

busexual

An individual who feels a strong attraction to buses

Random dude: Have you heard? Greg says he's busexual!

busexual by Cap_Cringe September 14, 2020

butsex

An improper, yet appealing response to "y halo thar". A literal meaning of butt sex.

Exobyte receives a lot of butsex.

butsex by Sakura_RPG November 15, 2004

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026