The way grown men that wear boat shoes order a Budweiser at the bar while try to cope with there insecurity/ sexuality issues because they think it sounds tough. Other definitions will tell you a Budweiser is ordered this way so it’s not confused with a bud light not realizing that the person serving them knows when they ask for bud they don’t want a bud light. Other names used are bud diesel, bud longneck, or diesel.
Get this looser a bud light and I’ll take a budheavy
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"