Name commonly used to refer to Michael
Bay's Transformers, to denote the fact that Michael
Bay's Transformers and real Transformers have somewhere between very little and nothing at all to do with one another and are
two separate and distinct properties. For example, the original Transformers were a fun and entertaining series of TV shows, comic
books, toys and an animated movie that inspired imaginations with their distinct, colorful, and recognizable characters. Bayformers, on the other
hand, is a massive pile of overproduced steaming shit full of poorly designed "characters" that are either indistinguishable CGI clusterfucks or underwritten
human actors representing ridiculous and asinine cliches, neither of which you give a crap about.
"Do you like the Transformers movie?"
"
Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball
rape. But the real Transformers film made in '
86 was good."