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loving, kind hearted gal. always up for a good drink and a laugh with her pals. hard to find but when you do treasure her. has beautiful eyes and the best hugs , and knows how to cheer you up and always be there for you! great listener and problem solver. strong, independent, and loyal. she's a keeper
boy; have you met my girl
friend; not yet ... what's she like?
boy; she's a Bryonie !!
friend; I need a Bryonie in my life.
bryonie by jacobedwardpp November 4, 2014
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Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White 

Bimbo, Blonde, Dumb, Unable to hear people on the phone.
The above are all words describing Bryonie White. She has many famous quotes such as those below.
Examples of "Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White"
E.g.1
Person 1 - "Hello"
Bryonie - " Maybe "
E.g.2
Person 1 - "Hello, can you hear me"
Bryonie - "What was that"
E.g.3
Person 1 - "I'll rape you"
Bryonie - "I heard about that on the news"
E.g.4
Person 1 - "He's writing about you on UrbanDictionary"
Bryonie - "He's reading me the dictionary?"
E.g.5
Person 1 - "Hey I can come to your place whatever time u like tomorrow. What time suits you"
Bryonie - "What time can you come over?"
Person 1 *in the process of dying of laughter* - "Anytime"
Bryonie - "Ok, so maybe don't bother then?"
A male fan of the series, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
"Dude, are you a member of the herd?"

"Yeah, I'm a Bronie"
Fist-bumps are exchanged and both say; "Bro-hoof"
Bronie by ZeroIntrest July 17, 2011

bronie madoff

The Wall Street, suit and tie bro who has an entry level position at a mid level brokerage firm. Gladly offers his services to his upwardly brobile broskies. Often pitches woo to soft headed women about his brobility to make 100 grand in a week. Know for completely crediting himself as helping the head honchos at his brokerage firm brorchestrate a brostile takeover of Goldman Sachs.
Le'Bro James: Sweet! GE just went up by 5 points today, along with Procter & Gamble. I gotta thank Bronie Madoff for getting me into stock markets. I'm making mad paper!

Bro Diddley: Hell yes!
bronie madoff by Define Me! October 23, 2009

ur homie a bronie 

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started
Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence
The term used to describe the fan community(usually of the older group, males and females) of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

The term was coined on 4chan's /co/ board.

It is the plural form of 'Brony'
Brony A: "Dude, just finished watching the first season from MLP:FiM!"
Brony B: "Cool! So who do you think is the best pony?"
Brony A mentions the pony they think is best.
Brony B Agrees and exclaims: "Brohoof!"
The bronies brohoof, similar to a high five.
Bronies by Krystal D June 30, 2011
The term "Bronies" can also refer to a group of Stand Up Paddleboarders from Fredericksburg, VA.
"Yo man, you wanna go surf first drop on the rapp?"
"Naw dude, can't. The bronies own that wave."
Bronies by Broniesup November 3, 2013
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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