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Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
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Pro hockey team from Boston.
bruins by Anonymous July 11, 2003
The Broski version of a BFF (Best Friend Forever)

The Top Broski of All your Broskis

Your Heterosexual Soulmate
Me & My Brosinski are going to The Great Hangover Tour
Brosinski by Magic T.H. August 5, 2009
Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.
Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.
Bruins by simpletroll June 16, 2011

Boston Bruins 

Boston's pro hockey team. Fowards: Bergeron, Campbell, Horton, Kelly, Krejci, Lucic, Marchand, Paille, Peverley, Recci, Ryder, Savard, Seguin, Thorton. Defensemen: Bartkowski, Boychuk, Chara, Ference, Hnidy, Kaberle, Kampfer, McQuaid, Seidenberg. Goalies: Thomas, Rask.
The Boston Bruins are taking home the cup this year.
Boston Bruins by Bruins2011 June 22, 2011

Boston Bruins 

The best team in the NHL. Caught a lot of shit for trading away a playoff bum and a dangler, but they got Marco Sturm for it and he's a badass. Now they have Blake Wheeler, Milan Lucic, Patrice Bergeron, and David Krejci who will lead the Bruins to glory for years to come. Tim Thomas keeps proving people wrong every night. Don't fuck with Zdeno Chara. Oh, and Lucic will fucking kick your ass and then check you through the glass.
The Boston Bruins kick ass. Lucic is the biggest badass in the NHL.
Boston Bruins by FlattopFinney December 9, 2008