bruised7

bruised7 is a hot lady.
bruised7 has a cat named Fluffy.
Fluffy has a brother named Symbil.
Symbil digs in the trash 24/7
fluffy is disgusted by symbil.

bruised7, bruised9... what about bruised8??????? hHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA UWU ;-; .-

by bruised7 August 4, 2021

Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

pussy bruised

To have one's feelings hurt in a sissyfied manner. To be become over emotional in a feminine manner, similar to a "bitch baby". Most effective when used toward another male peer, and or a male subordinate.

Don't get all pussy bruised about me telling you that I donkey punched your sister.

by Handsome Kevin Campbell February 9, 2009

Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

by jimbobf June 29, 2011

Dick Bruised

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.

1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised

by lambrose15 November 22, 2014