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Bruhcitis 

The illness that one makes up when they don't want to go out.
"Cody can't come out tonight. Manz has BRUHcitis"
Bruhcitis by Leap2k19 July 26, 2019
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bruhitszach

A younow broadcaster that's get over 6,000 views daily.
"Are you going to watch bruhitszach tonight on you now?"
bruhitszach by Ayooitsamber May 30, 2016

bruhchitis

When you can't stop saying bruh.
Nick: Dude! I can't stop saying bruh.
Vince: Looks like someone's got bruhchitis.
bruhchitis by PastelGothee March 31, 2015

brochitis  

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.
Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.
brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

brichitis 

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.
Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis
brichitis by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020

brochitis 

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.
Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis
brochitis by abags March 20, 2011

BruhItsMichael 

BruhItsMichael is a word created by the famous twitch streamer BruhItsMichael. The word is used to describe an action or moment as awesome, cool, and any form of words to describe stuff as cool
Damn that was a BruhItsMichael moment
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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