brown walled

The art of bare-ass farting against your own wall and echoing the sound into the other room

Bryan was being annoying, so I brown walled him!

by Gregory January 27, 2006

brown walled

When you smear feces on a surface that is not of your own property (If it's your own property... why the hell are you brown walling it?!) to get revenge on someone.

Did you brown wall Meredith's place last night? Yeah, I did, I brown walled her whole place. That bitch got what she deserved for cheating on me. Have fun cleaning that up!

by Boburritoo December 15, 2015

Drop a brown wallet

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.

ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.

by mummazumbe November 14, 2014

Brown Wallet

This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.

HOLY SHIT, I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' brown wallet last night.

by 1234543212345 July 8, 2009

Brownballed

Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.

This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty

Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.

Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)

"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"

by comdygas May 2, 2006