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brown walled

When you smear feces on a surface that is not of your own property (If it's your own property... why the hell are you brown walling it?!) to get revenge on someone.
Did you brown wall Meredith's place last night? Yeah, I did, I brown walled her whole place. That bitch got what she deserved for cheating on me. Have fun cleaning that up!
brown walled by Boburritoo December 15, 2015

Drop a brown wallet 

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.
ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.
Drop a brown wallet by mummazumbe November 14, 2014

Brown Wallet 

This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.
HOLY SHIT, I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' brown wallet last night.

Brownballed 

Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.

This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty

Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.

Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)
"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"
Brownballed by comdygas May 2, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026