brown velvet

A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.

We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.

by Trenchfoot October 11, 2013

Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013