A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.
We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.
by Trenchfoot October 11, 2013
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A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
by beard man and ali gator December 10, 2013
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