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brown pill

In reference to the red pill vs blue scene in the Matrix. A brown pill is when Neo decides that he if eating one pill is effective, inserting both pills into his ass will have the greatest effect. Thus the brown pill was born
Neo: *Bends over and opens up trenchcoat* you see the hole? Just brown pill me please, both at once if possible
brown pill by Brownpillbobby December 11, 2017

Brown pill

A version of the red pill, but this time the incel decide to rape infant stacies so they don't give their virginity to chad
Person 1: hey see that little girl
Person 2: yeah what's up with her
Person 1: I totally brown pilled her bro
Person 2: bro...
Brown pill by Nag1234 September 8, 2023

brown pilled

one who rejects the shackles of modern society. Recognizes that work is meaningless and there are too many responsibilities to bare, namely personal hygiene and the most basic of societal expectations. Brown pilled people spend little time working, or doing anything of value - preferring to pursue a mate; an endeavor in which they will inevitably fail.
Alex: Why is that toothbrush dry as a desert?

🅱️urta: Oh, that's Couy's - he's very brown pilled!
brown pilled by DangusDrongus April 11, 2022

Brown pilled

Someone who rejects modernity and embraces masculinity while blue and red pilled fags simp for some females he's spending his free time in the gym and works on himself to become better, stronger smarter. He wakes up early in the morning to start his day. He doesn't drink, smoke or does drugs also rejects porn and doesn't fap he isn't interested in those degenerated things. A brown pilled person can also be fascist, anti smetic, homophobe or a traditionalist. he is homesick even though he is at home he wants to find peace and urges to find hyperborea and go back to the old ways.
Ash: literally all man simp for me except that guy he doesn't even look at me I went to him and tried to flirt with him but he just ignored me.

Joe: yeah he's brown pilled what a weirdo. Can I lick now honey off ur feet?
Brown pilled by Führer Hyper May 27, 2022

Brown Pillow 

The sexual act when you and your partner get on top of a pillow and begin preforming the reverse cowgirl as she is shitting out diarrhea all over you mans penis and the pillow beneath them.
"Hey, Cindy you want to create a brown pillow?"

"YES!"
Brown Pillow by Roflakintalkinferd November 28, 2011

Brown Pilled

Slang for people of a brown complexion. Typically used by Mega racists.
Friend 1: You don’t shower?
Friend 2: Not really
Friend 3: Youre so brown pilled bro
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