brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.
Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011
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The scientific term for pulling something out of one's ass.
"How did you come up with a thesis so quickly?"
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."
by Painhammer Rocketfist April 20, 2007
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