1. The actual lubricant, that creates the sliding sensation when you walk, in an exceptionally greasy ass crack.
2. Feces with the consistency of 78 degree butter or pudding.
2. Feces with the consistency of 78 degree butter or pudding.
Dude do you have a napkin? I think I have some brown butter and need to do a butt check.
I just farted and think I have some brown butter; I'll be right back.
I just farted and think I have some brown butter; I'll be right back.
by littlebuddysd October 30, 2010
Get the Brown Butter mug.When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
Get the Brown Butter Baptism mug.I have brown the butter
by Extendedmeme October 15, 2020
Get the brown the butter mug.A term used to describe when someone receives fecal matter (usually in liquid form) on their genitals or panniculus during or after anal sex.
Sometimes used as an exclamation after it happens.
Sometimes used as an exclamation after it happens.
"Hey babe I hope you 'butter me brown' tonight"
"Woah Michael!! You Buttered Me Brown!! Did you forget to douche??"
"Woah Michael!! You Buttered Me Brown!! Did you forget to douche??"
by Spicy Pudding August 18, 2025
Get the Butter me Brown mug.It's the cousin of "tossin a salad". Instead of using your tongue to stimulate an anus, you use your eyelashes like a butterfly kiss. bananus
Sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown butterfly was in effect I would shit in her eye upon opening. I let her know I have control of my anus by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.
by R2RO April 25, 2013
Get the Brown ButterFly mug.by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006
Get the brown batter mug.The young lady's subsequent bowel movement revealed a Brown Butterfly patten on the toilet tissue.
You're a goddamn brown butterfly!
You're a goddamn brown butterfly!
by Dnice456 April 23, 2017
Get the Brown Butterfly mug.