brown art

The unfortunate occurrance of when, while being hung over or extremely drunk, one is forced to stand up from the toilet in which he was shitting to barf, spraying diarrhea all over the wall.

John's mom wondered what the hell happened in the bathroom after seeing his massive brown art on the wall.

brown art by Erik Erlandson December 4, 2007

Brown-Chip Art 

Artworks which have sustained value despite being total shit.

Sotheby's Hong Kong is leading the market for secondary sales of brown-chip artists like KAWS, Banksy, and Damien Hirst.

Brown-Chip Art by DoogieMcButtButtJr. May 4, 2020

Practioneer of the brown arts 

Slang term used for a homosexual.

Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.

Practioneer of the brown arts by townsangst February 20, 2009

Brown Arts 

An array of sexual acts involving the anus; may include the manipulation or consumption of fecal matter

He and his partner attend fund-raisers for transgender singer-songwriters. At the after-parties they engage in buggery and finger-painting. They are dedicated patrons of the Brown Arts.

Brown Arts by jdubyadubya January 27, 2014

The Crazy world Of Arthur Brown 

This is a phrase that devised from the popluar cult T.V series Brass Eye and is slang for A Paediophile.

James, What the fuck do you think this is, the cRaZy WoRlD oF aRtHuR bRoWn!

The Crazy world Of Arthur Brown by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

noah arthur brown 

a ginger man that skates

you know noah arthur brown, yeah he skates

noah arthur brown by penislov3r69 April 10, 2020

Blown Fuel Artist 

Noun: Someone that thinks they are the "be-all/end-all" of a particular topic or discussion. Particularly within the motorsports/racing fields.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.

"That Larry..he sure knows a lot about transmissions....he's quite the blown fuel artist....."

"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"

Blown Fuel Artist by Poohbah540 September 1, 2013