brovet 

Someone who was in the military and has been out for a minute, yet still speaks on military matters as if they are in. Often times complaining how the military is becoming “softer.”

Gate Guard: “I was scanning IDs and some Lt. Col Brovet tried to yell at me for accidentally not saluting him, and he said today’s soldiers have no respect.”

Sergeant: “better get used to it Private, it’ll never stop.”

brovet by Oldhead Gang August 19, 2021

Brometheus 

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.

Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.

Brometheus by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 7, 2012

borovetz 

To borrow money under false pretenses with no intention of paying it back.

Mike spent all day borovetzing at the airport, convincing strangers that his wallet was stolen and he needed $300 for a hotel room.

Mike spent all day borovetzing at the airport, convincing travelers that his wallet had been stolen and he needed $300 for a hotel room, then he took all the money he had borovetzed and lost it at Pai Gow Poker.

borovetz by fatman29 December 22, 2014

bro-vet 

Bro-Vet- noun- (bRO-vEHt) - a veteran of the global war on terrorism or GWOT. The Bro-Vet is the self assessed coolest teller of his time in service.

The Bro-Vet- typically dresses in head to toe veteran owned business attire. Despite what would be considered ok “work appropriate” The Bro-Vet chalks it up to being a misunderstood Veteran, and perhaps discriminated against.

The Bro-Vet, is generally very popular on instagram and would go as far to say they are an “influencer” with their litany of hashtags and discount codes. The Bro-Vet spends countless hours on their Instagram making “inspirational posts” and trolling non military individuals hoping to understand.

The Bro-Vet has knowingly or unknowingly traded his combat uniform for his “Bro-Vet” uniform. The Brovet is ok with it, as they miss their time in Service “and the brotherhood that no one can understand” so the bro-vet suits up daily in search for other bro-vets.

The Bro-Vet is ok with standing out from the crowd and letting everyone know that they should thank him or her for their services to the country. The Bro-Vet is an equal opportunity offender. (And really does not care)

The Bro-Vet is constantly on the hunt for new companies to “rep” so that they can be the first to “rock the brand, before it goes main stream”

The Bro-Vet is the Military’s equivalent to a Hipster, as they generally have neck beards and drink military roast to order coffee.

I’m wearing 5.11 pants, a Art15 shirt, a Slate flannell, a Gshock watch drinking my Veteran roasted coffee, through a pour over, I think I might be a Bro-Vet.

bro-vet by Tier1Dad August 20, 2018

Brovell 

A man who is the pinnacle of human evolution. The perfect bro and lover.

Dude, Stephen is such a Brovell.
Austin was as Brovell as it gets.

Brovell by Baller3005 March 1, 2017

brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

brœthers by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

Brodette 

A chill girl that you can do anything with and relate to. Drama free, low maintenance, all around awesome girl.

"Victoria, you're damn chill, I appreciate you brodette".

Brodette by dkwondo April 11, 2011