brourgeoisie

an affluent bro; a bro that owns capital and means of broduction

"Look at that working class bro"
"No way dude, he's the son of doctor, he's clearly part of the brourgeoisie"

by T. Brennan February 21, 2009

bourgeoisie

The form of social class that all the bird spies work for.

all the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, now watching us. All the birds work for the bourgeoisie.

by afoye888 July 1, 2019

bougeoisie

a secret government, formed by Ronald Reagan. the only know workers are… THE BIRDS!
“All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the BOUGEOISIE!

“the birds work for the bougeoisie”

by georgia boggess July 8, 2019

petite bourgeoisie

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 October 21, 2019

bourgeoisie

According to Karl Marx' political and economic theory, the bourgeoisie is the leading social class in a society that oppresses the working class, the proletariat, for their own enrichment. The bourgeoisie is primarily characterized by the fact that they own the means of production.

The word is generally used by intellectuals and leftist groups to describe the rich, elitist upper class, usually in a negative way.

'We shall overthrow the bourgeoisie and seize the means of production. Workers of the world unite!'

by Achill_1337 August 3, 2019

Bourgeoisie

Middle class workers who have birds for spies.

The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

by I_am_neat July 5, 2019