brouche bag

A "brouche bag" is a bro who is a douche bag.

Paul: How come every weekend the Taco Bell parking lot is filled with trucks, underage girls, and guys all wearing Affliction shirts, True Religion jeans, and eccos?
Frank: They're "brouche bags" Paul...

by Alaskorean September 12, 2013

Brouche Bag

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.

"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"

by smokyjones January 24, 2024

brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)

A bro who is a d bag.

Yeah, that guy's a total b bag (i.e., brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)).

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

Bouche-Bag

A loud obnoxious virgin freshman that loves to pound ducks. Probably chews tobacco as much as a wilga.

Guy #1- Did you hear that freshman yelling at the football game yesterday?

Guy #2- Ya he was such a Bouche-Bag

by DaFatMan66 September 8, 2009

bouchebag

noun. A portmanteau of "bourgeois" and "douchebag." A douchebag whose attitudes are amplified by their bourgeois lifestyle. Not to be confused with a yuppie, though many yuppies can be defined as such.

1: "There's nothing better than fine wine, you fucking simpleton. Now excuse me while I head off to Starbucks in my hybrid SUV..."

2: "Bouchebag!"

1: "Piss off!"

by the infinite wonder October 9, 2009

Brouchebag

One who advocates for the going to and eating of brunch with overzealous excitement.

One who frequents brunch in overabundance and with much glee.

Look at these brouchebags eating kale omeletes at Sara Beths... what a bunch of brouchebags.

Guys, we went to brunch yesterday, let's be careful not to turn into a bunch of brouchebags.

by Urgolio November 24, 2013