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broche

Portuguese translation of blowjob used in Portugal.
Faz-me um broche. = Blow me.
OR
Ela fez-me um broche. = She gave me a blowjob.
by cumilian January 11, 2009
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broche

A douchy bro. See bro and douchebag.
This guy I know is a total broche
by pandandy June 16, 2011
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broche

a combination of "bro" and "gauche." Meaning socially awkward or not classy, especially in a frat- party setting.

Etymology:
"Bro," or sometimes "brah," is a term of affection some men use to address other men. For example, "hey bro, that's sick!" or "brah, are you going to the phi delt rager tonight?"

"Gauche" is a french term which means socially awkward, and is pronounced like "coach."
1. "Did you see how Brad spilled his drink all over that tri-delt? Not cool man, it was totally broche."

2. "Yeah, bro, she hooked up with three theta chi brothers during the 'professors and schoolgirls' party, while her ex was there. That slut's totally broche."
by hotlattalos December 13, 2009
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Borchers

1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
by P'tainz February 12, 2013
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Évelyne Brochu

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
by puppysestra August 15, 2014
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Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.
Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.
by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011
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Brioche Cock

When a man tries to engage in intercourse, but cannot seal the deal due to having a flaccid penis induced by excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs. Usually resembling a brioche roll.
Man 1: 'Hey man, did you shag her last night'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
by yerkshirelad January 31, 2015
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