brotime 

n. 1. time with your bros. a handshake or a "boogity boogity is necessary".
2. what kelsey and jeff do when they see each other in the halls at school.

"Oh man, did you hear about brotime last night?"
"boogity boogity yeah i did bro!"

brotime by kelseyd December 27, 2007

Bro Time

Bro time is a “safe space” for bros to express their “feelings.” It is often the spontaneous result of bro’s night and normally occurs after consuming a case of natty ice.

The event is typically triggered by an evocative song which is familiar to all the bros. Examples include: “One” by Metallica, “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson or Pennywise’s “Bro Hymn.” After moshing and playing air guitar to their favorite song the bros will stand around and discuss “sensitive” topics such as their aversion to sexual assault (to perhaps atone for their own indiscretions), confessing to “banging” an unusually heinous woman and/or another bro’s sister, praising their father’s masculinity, entertaining the idea that you may indeed “love that slut you’ve been banging,” or conversely how that “bitch” who fucked another guy “broke your heart.” However bros will never confess to performing a bro job and thus undermine their status as a bro.

Most importantly because bro time is an activity performed by white upper middle class dudes it always occurs away from the scrutinizing eyes of women, people of color, family members, liberals, non-Christians, poor people and the disabled. It is a space where bros can be “as raw as they want to be” and where the thin ties holding together their heterosexual bro identity come dangerously close to unraveling. Nevertheless the event is always brought back to reality with a swift and manly bro hug and shots of Jagermeister.

“Yo, me and the bros totally bonded last night. That bitch Ashley broke my boy Chad’s heart and we had to chill with him. I dunno what I would do without my boys and bro time.”

Bro Time by the beeb November 27, 2006

Brotide 

when you and your fellow bro do something awesome together, and when both bros have a mutual feeling of likeness toward "The Tide" (Alabama Football)

Guy 1: My lacrosse team just won its 13th national championship!
Guy 2: Like Alabama University? Brotide to that!

Guy 1: Thanks for helping me eat all of these sandwiches my girl made. I think having you and all of my other friends over watching the game was the most chill thing i've done in a while.
Guy 2: Anytime, Brotide.

Brotide by Clark Roberts August 22, 2011

Brotie

A tie, usually worn by one that would consider himself a "bro", but is considered by everyone else as an utter toolbag of society.

"Deary me, did you see Jimmy and Todd wearing their Broties? How embarrassed they must be."

Brotie by Dr. Fetus Ink February 20, 2009

Brotien 

When you suck off a bro after a hard workout.

Done lifting, think I'm ready for a brotien shake.

Brotien by Kumakaze September 14, 2018

Bronime

Watching anime with bros, or watching anime made for bros

Sword of the stranger is a bronime, made for mature bronime watchers.

Bronime by Bronime Watcher July 29, 2011

cig bro time

a shared experience between two friends during which they smoke a cigarette together and talk about life/anything (and essentially "bro out"). it is traditionally an experience between two people, but exceptions can be made. people will often leave a group just to enjoy cig bro time, and will most likely finish their cigarette feeling content and closer to the other person.

Hey Jim?" "Yeah, Bradford?" "Cig bro time?" "For sure!

cig bro time by GuitarAndOreos18 February 26, 2011