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brotaki

a combination of bro and taki that sounds pretty cool so therefore should be on this site
Lit Ass Person: Yoooooo, brotaki wanna catch a movie?
Another Lit Ass Person: Brotaki, I'm always down for a movie cuz u a lit ass person that uses brotaki.
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Brotanica

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.
Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!
by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013
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brokaki

A frat boy initiation ritual involving dudes shooting bro loads on fellow wannabe frat bros.
Chaz wanted into the frat so me and my boys brokakied him as a warm welcome into the frat.
by Gizzlord5k November 7, 2013
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Brotating

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter
Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!
by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021
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Brotaku

A Brotaku is a person who is too cool for school yet at the same time is too nerdy to be a geek. Brotaku's have a great deal of status and are able to have a pokemon collection and still pull it off with extra swagger.

the word is basically a marriage between Bro and Otaku Where a Bro is your average cool guy in any "group of friends" or cliques and is a very popular person as well as a nerd in any category , gaming , anime , manga , or any of the subtypes that is defined as "Otaku" by Japanese terms.
you know that kid chris?

"yeah thats the kid with all the tatoos and like works out all day and gets every freaking girl."

did you know he loves anime ?

"whaaaaaaat?"

yeah that kid is a brotaku.
by DeeyagerJMIN May 20, 2010
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brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.
"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.
by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008
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Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.
by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009
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