brossage

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.

"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."

brossage by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

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brossage

Pronounced: Bro-ssage. A word used to describe a male pedicure, specifically when the male would like like to protect his manhood but still get pedicures.

Dude 1: Yo man, want to go get brossages today?
Dude 2: Hell yes
(Proceed to nail salon without anyone questioning manhood)

brossage by Seanby March 9, 2014

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Bossage

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

Bossage by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

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Brosage

The act of giving your bro a massage after a tense day at work or the gym. Two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.

Camman: Yo Bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don't you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.

Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.

Brosage by Nerdcore89 November 3, 2011