brossage

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.

"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."

by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

brossage

Pronounced: Bro-ssage. A word used to describe a male pedicure, specifically when the male would like like to protect his manhood but still get pedicures.

Dude 1: Yo man, want to go get brossages today?
Dude 2: Hell yes
(Proceed to nail salon without anyone questioning manhood)

by Seanby March 9, 2014

Bossage

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

Brosage

The act of giving your bro a massage after a tense day at work or the gym. Two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.

Camman: Yo Bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don't you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.

Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.

by Nerdcore89 November 3, 2011

bossage

Having the natural tendency to boss people around. Having the authority to tell people what to do.

Brittany and Lisa have bossage over Dupree.

by MaybeOrNot March 29, 2010

brassage

To massage the female breast

I called my man over so suck and brassage my tits

by Nubian330 April 24, 2014

Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013