A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.
"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."
by Black@Heart November 17, 2009
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Dude 1: Yo man, want to go get brossages today?
Dude 2: Hell yes
(Proceed to nail salon without anyone questioning manhood)
Dude 2: Hell yes
(Proceed to nail salon without anyone questioning manhood)
by Seanby March 9, 2014
Get the brossage mug.Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.
by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023
Get the Bossage mug.The act of giving your bro a massage after a tense day at work or the gym. Two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.
Camman: Yo Bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don't you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.
Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.
Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.
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