Bossage

Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.

Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce

by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023

bossage

Having the natural tendency to boss people around. Having the authority to tell people what to do.

Brittany and Lisa have bossage over Dupree.

by MaybeOrNot March 29, 2010

bassage

Means being "massaged" by loud bass music.

Often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a massage.

In sentence:
"I was out late night driving, getting my bassage."
"Music was so loud it bassaged me."
"That's one helluva bassage!"

by zrkie August 30, 2014

bassage

Bum massage

"Babe, come over and give me a bassage"

"Bassage and chill"

by Naomieee August 17, 2017

brossage

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.

"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."

by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

Bousage

Bouse sausage; delicious, tender meats

This morning I had pancakes and bousage.

by Roflthyme September 22, 2011

Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job

After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.

by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013