"I had a party this weekend and one of my friends invited a bro. This bro invited his bro friends and they invited even more bros and the party broscalated from there.
A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.
"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Broscale...
Seamlessly, he downed his last drink, took a big puff of his smoke, walked towards the hottest chick at the party and started talking to her. It was a broscapade like you've seen a hundred times in movies.
When you eat so much broccoli that the aftertaste stays in your mouth for weeks to come 😔😔 the air smells like broccoli, bread smells like broccoli and peanut butter tastes like it
The term for a true homie. If a friend has gained so much of your trust, they get the ultimate rank of bro and you put bro in front of a food item and call them that from now on. A good use of this high standard is Brocolate Bar.
Your my best friend of this whole group. You have earned the rank of Brocolate Bar.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.