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Bropology
A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
klount broon
(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014
klount broon
(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014
klount broon
(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014
Brozone
When a girl friendzones but uses the trick of calling not just a best friend but a brother. This is much more meaner , as friends have chances of getting out after a break up or so, but brothers .. nah. You are in there for life.
Guy1: I am in love with you
Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)
Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.
Context: India
Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)
Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.
Context: India
Brozone by Vegabond X August 24, 2017
Brophone
The Xbox 360 live headset. Commonly used amongst teenage boys (the bros) playing call of duty or other intense games so that they can communicate with fellow bros about their excellence in life.
While playing call of duty, Steve hooked up his brophone so that he could effectively communicate with Adam and tell him how many kills he was racking up.
Brophone by Allison G. January 10, 2009