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Derived from 'broke'.

A word often used by children which will sometimes carry on into adulthood in those who are not corrected.
"Mommy, I broked my favowite toy! Wiww yew buy me a new one?"
broked by Dan "Jp" October 10, 2004

Get Woke, Go Broke

Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.

This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.
"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"

"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"

"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"

broke ass clown 

Someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well.
I always knew you were a clown but since you haven't even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you're a broke ass clown!

Broken Branch

A term used to imply the broken branch of one's ancestry tree. Can be used for any cases of miscegenation, though more popular in cases of Asian women and non Asian men.
*Notices mixed race couple in photo on Twitter*
"Broken branch, grandparent cry."
Broken Branch by George Goldberg October 22, 2019

Broken windows 

That foo is smoking broken windows
Broken windows by Eagerone September 12, 2018

Kitchen-Broke

A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.
I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.
Kitchen-Broke by MFn Connery July 23, 2012