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When you are broken so hard you can't even say the word.

Girl has horrible week. Falls over table, and smacks her toe as it all comes crashing down.

"I'm brokeden."
Girl has horrible week. Falls over table, and smacks her toe as it all comes crashing down.

"I'm brokeden."
Brokeden by CandyPayne April 15, 2026
Words you can keep

Brokeded 

Used to describe the act of having one of your possesions or body parts broken.
Hey! You brokeded my cell phone, and now it don't work!
Brokeded by Ethan Kreloff May 17, 2006
when you are very committed to something you could die but you wont because you are too committed
Oh my god! You are so brokeen to my safety!
brokeen by tksxsngh June 18, 2016

Brokeded 

Another way people can spell the word "Broken." This is funnier and will probably cause some laughs. It is also how some Kids accidentally pronounce the word Broken.
Bob: OMFG I BROKEDED MY KATANA 0_0

Carl: Lol.

Bill: Lol.

OMGWTFBBQStranger: *Assasinates Bob*

Carl: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BOB!

Bill: YOU BASTARD!

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Mwahahaha.

Carl: YOU LONG NAMED BASTARD!

Bill: HADOKEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Oh shizzle *Large Explosion*
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Kid: ROFLCOPTER YOU BROKEDED HIS GAMEBOY!

Kid2: Oh noes.
Brokeded by imafirinmahlazer March 30, 2009

Brokedness 

To be broke on an epic level. Or to be beyond destitution.
I suffering from prolonged brokedness.
Brokedness by Brokedness October 30, 2014

Brokededed 

The act of breaking something.

Something that is broekn.
I brokededed your car.

The car is brokededed.
Brokededed by me2345 July 19, 2007

brokeded 

How 2-7 year olds say that something broke, usually makes the room break out it mass hystaria.
Small Child-"I brokeded de fence!"
Room-"lol!"
brokeded by The Swedish October 1, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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