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Military slang for an injured person who can't perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.
brokedick by Mike Hargis August 31, 2008
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brokedick
Military slang for any thing, person, or body part that is not within correct operating tolerance.
Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.
Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.
1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.
3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.
Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.
Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.
1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.
3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.
1. That brokedick old Jeep couldn't get us from here to the PX, much less out to the range!
2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!
3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!
4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?
2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!
3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!
4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?
brokedick
Applies to all things incapable of "getting it up" to the quality you deserve. This including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. Like an actual broke dick, these experiences can be disappointing, embarrassing, or downright painful.
My brokedick oven doesn't even have temperature settings. Shit's a glorified Easy Bake oven.
Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.
He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.
Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.
He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.
brokedick by THE BARKER October 3, 2012
Brokedick
Brokedick by Dead Mouse July 1, 2009
Brokeded
Another way people can spell the word "Broken." This is funnier and will probably cause some laughs. It is also how some Kids accidentally pronounce the word Broken.
Bob: OMFG I BROKEDED MY KATANA 0_0
Carl: Lol.
Bill: Lol.
OMGWTFBBQStranger: *Assasinates Bob*
Carl: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BOB!
Bill: YOU BASTARD!
OMGWTFBBQStranger: Mwahahaha.
Carl: YOU LONG NAMED BASTARD!
Bill: HADOKEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OMGWTFBBQStranger: Oh shizzle *Large Explosion*
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Kid: ROFLCOPTER YOU BROKEDED HIS GAMEBOY!
Kid2: Oh noes.
Carl: Lol.
Bill: Lol.
OMGWTFBBQStranger: *Assasinates Bob*
Carl: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BOB!
Bill: YOU BASTARD!
OMGWTFBBQStranger: Mwahahaha.
Carl: YOU LONG NAMED BASTARD!
Bill: HADOKEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OMGWTFBBQStranger: Oh shizzle *Large Explosion*
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Kid: ROFLCOPTER YOU BROKEDED HIS GAMEBOY!
Kid2: Oh noes.
Brokeded by imafirinmahlazer March 30, 2009