brokedid 

The act of breaking something.

I brokedid my scooter when coming off the ramp

brokedid by Brokedid January 10, 2018

brokedick 

Military slang for an injured person who can't perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.

Bob twisted his ankle running, so now he'll be a brokedick for the next three weeks.

brokedick by Mike Hargis August 31, 2008

Brokeded 

Used to describe the act of having one of your possesions or body parts broken.

Hey! You brokeded my cell phone, and now it don't work!

Brokeded by Ethan Kreloff May 17, 2006

brokedick 

Military slang for any thing, person, or body part that is not within correct operating tolerance.

Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.

Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.

1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.

3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.

1. That brokedick old Jeep couldn't get us from here to the PX, much less out to the range!

2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!

3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!

4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?

brokedick by clea023 December 19, 2011

brokedick 

Applies to all things incapable of "getting it up" to the quality you deserve. This including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. Like an actual broke dick, these experiences can be disappointing, embarrassing, or downright painful.

My brokedick oven doesn't even have temperature settings. Shit's a glorified Easy Bake oven.

Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.

He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.

brokedick by THE BARKER October 3, 2012

Brokedick 

The only proper response to someone once horsecocked
see horsecock definition 3

Dagwood:"HORSECOCK!"
Stege: "BROKEDICK"

Brokedick by Dead Mouse July 1, 2009

Brokeded 

Another way people can spell the word "Broken." This is funnier and will probably cause some laughs. It is also how some Kids accidentally pronounce the word Broken.

Bob: OMFG I BROKEDED MY KATANA 0_0

Carl: Lol.

Bill: Lol.

OMGWTFBBQStranger: *Assasinates Bob*

Carl: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BOB!

Bill: YOU BASTARD!

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Mwahahaha.

Carl: YOU LONG NAMED BASTARD!

Bill: HADOKEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Oh shizzle *Large Explosion*
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Kid: ROFLCOPTER YOU BROKEDED HIS GAMEBOY!

Kid2: Oh noes.

Brokeded by imafirinmahlazer March 30, 2009