broke-sick

Broke-sick is a word practicing junkies use to describe their need for heroin, or money to purchace heroin..The act of being broke (defunct, without currency) while simultaneously being sick (going through heroin withdrawal)

Junkie #1 "Hey, you got any pitch, i need to do an arm load?" Junkie#2, "Naw, im Broke-sick, lets go hit a lick right quick, my "Arm Alarm"is goin'off too"

broke-sick by Crudeoilinkstain September 12, 2016

brokedick 

Military slang for an injured person who can't perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.

Bob twisted his ankle running, so now he'll be a brokedick for the next three weeks.

brokedick by Mike Hargis August 31, 2008

brokedick 

Military slang for any thing, person, or body part that is not within correct operating tolerance.

Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.

Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.

1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.

3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.

1. That brokedick old Jeep couldn't get us from here to the PX, much less out to the range!

2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!

3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!

4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?

brokedick by clea023 December 19, 2011

brokedick 

Applies to all things incapable of "getting it up" to the quality you deserve. This including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. Like an actual broke dick, these experiences can be disappointing, embarrassing, or downright painful.

My brokedick oven doesn't even have temperature settings. Shit's a glorified Easy Bake oven.

Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.

He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.

brokedick by THE BARKER October 3, 2012

Brokedick 

The only proper response to someone once horsecocked
see horsecock definition 3

Dagwood:"HORSECOCK!"
Stege: "BROKEDICK"

Brokedick by Dead Mouse July 1, 2009

brokedick 

A extremely cheap person.
A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.
A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.

2 servers in random chat with eachother.

Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip
Server 2: What a brokedick!
Another example...
Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.
Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"
Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"

brokedick by Marko Schmidt October 28, 2007

brokedick 

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)

Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.

brokedick by harry flashman July 20, 2003