Brockway

A killer strat for fat boys when you go to your girlfriends house. You pull up and ask for a nossletop rim job that makes your eyes roll to the back of your head. After you’ve been thoroughly munched, you dip while you’re girl is cleaning the nut-xplosion from her mouth. You then go to your best friends house and get a rub n tug while eating porkchops.

“Dude I was feeling hungry for the slop but my girlfriend didn’t finish the job because she wont have sex with me so I went to my homies crib and went the full brockway.

by J Fielder June 5, 2023

brockway

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet and you would want to fuck the shit outta her, she isn't a whore like other women, and she is loyal as hell.

Damn last night I fucked brockway.

by ARAM420 March 8, 2016

Brockway'd

Used to describe a discussion about science that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the words Goodwin'd and Bevets'd but specifically applies to a discussion about science. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.

Steve: All scientists are phonys and liars! I heard it on talk radio!

Dave: Nuh-uh. I'm a real sciuntist and I know for a fact that the ice caps will all melt by next year!

Al: This thread has been Brockway'd. I'm gonna stop wasting my time here and get back to writing that journal article.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005

In before the Brockway

Meaning to beat someone to the punch. This is especially true in the comments thread of a Full Metal Alchemist post, and most specifically in response to a Nina Tucker meme.

Op: *posts Nina Tucker meme
Tavern members: In before the Brockway!
Brockway: These jokes never get old, just like Nina!

by JadeOrchid December 12, 2020

In Before The Brockway

The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.

Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme

Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet

Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.

Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!

“Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”

“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”

by Tuckerdidit December 12, 2020

In before the Brockway

When someone posts on a meme before the person that's always first to post.

This joke never gets old just like Nina!
In before the brockway!

Timothy Brockway: beat me to it!

by doapick2 December 13, 2020

Brickway

A person who is extremely solid; the reference to a brickwall implies their 'solid-ness', as brick walls are fairly hard to knock down.

However, Brickways can be destroyed by the use of a sledge hammer, but no one messes with Brickways so that problem doesn't tend to exist.

A real Brickway is hard to come by, and a sighting is an extremely rare occurrence, and you should thank your lucky stars if you encounter one.

Dude: "Ohhh Brickway you are soooliiiiid!"

Dude 1: "You're such a Brickway!"
Dude 2: "Yeah your mum"

Dude 1: "You're as solid as a Brickway"
Dude 2: "Don't be mean bro."

Dude 1: "What do you consist of, almighty Brickway?"
Dude 2: "Bricks and mortar, my young padawan."

by The Brickway December 31, 2009