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Brockway'd

Used to describe a discussion about science that has devolved into a pointless shouting match or flamewar. It is analogous to the words Goodwin'd and Bevets'd but specifically applies to a discussion about science. Most commonly used on internet discussion threads.

Steve: All scientists are phonys and liars! I heard it on talk radio!

Dave: Nuh-uh. I'm a real sciuntist and I know for a fact that the ice caps will all melt by next year!

Al: This thread has been Brockway'd. I'm gonna stop wasting my time here and get back to writing that journal article.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005

Pundie

An alternate spelling of Pundy

Those stupid pundies bought up all the beachfront property and chase us off whenever we try to go fishing.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005

Chicken McNally

A Chicken McNally is a more specific case of a McNally. The Chicken McNally is a McNally that is more likely to be made out of chicken (although it does not necessarily have to be chicken, since this term is most commonly used when stoned.)

Melvin: Dude, are those Chicken McNallys?

Rod: I don't know what they are, but they're really good, man.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005

Lincoln Lover

1) A reference to the 16th president of the United States.

2) A disparaging term for a Northerner or one who advocates Civil Rights.

Dixie will rise again and we'll teach those Lincoln Lovers! Next time, we'll have shoes!

Damn those Lincoln Lovers! It's all their fault I have to sit next to black people at the lunch counter.

by defenestrator March 18, 2005

Steam-Clavined

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.

"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"

by Defenestrator January 1, 2015

Dartmouth

A small town in Southeastern Massachusetts known for...nothing. Most anybody worth a damn leaves after high school, although sometimes they visit to see how all the dumbass football players are doing in their crappy minimum-wage jobs.

That said, there is some excellent fishing in the area, so some cool people stay in town for that reason.

Man, Dartmouth sucks. I can't wait to get out of this town.

Steve: Hey Dave I haven't seen you since high school, man. What’s up?
Dave: Fuck off Steve. I'm just in Dartmouth to see my mom and the two cool people who stayed here after graduation. If you weren't such a prick in high school, I might feel bad about laughing at you for still living in this crappy town. HAHAHAHA...enjoy working at Old Navy for the rest of your miserable life, sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!

by defenestrator March 9, 2005

Goodwined

See Goodwin. Commonly used on internet discussion threads to refer to a debate that has devolved into a flamewar or a pointless and chaotic argument with no redeeming intellectual qualities.

Steve: Bush = Hitler!

Dave: This thread had been Goodwined. I'm outta here.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005