Brickway

A person who is extremely solid; the reference to a brickwall implies their 'solid-ness', as brick walls are fairly hard to knock down.

However, Brickways can be destroyed by the use of a sledge hammer, but no one messes with Brickways so that problem doesn't tend to exist.

A real Brickway is hard to come by, and a sighting is an extremely rare occurrence, and you should thank your lucky stars if you encounter one.

Dude: "Ohhh Brickway you are soooliiiiid!"

Dude 1: "You're such a Brickway!"
Dude 2: "Yeah your mum"

Dude 1: "You're as solid as a Brickway"
Dude 2: "Don't be mean bro."

Dude 1: "What do you consist of, almighty Brickway?"
Dude 2: "Bricks and mortar, my young padawan."

by The Brickway December 31, 2009

In before the Brockway

Meaning to beat someone to the punch. This is especially true in the comments thread of a Full Metal Alchemist post, and most specifically in response to a Nina Tucker meme.

Op: *posts Nina Tucker meme
Tavern members: In before the Brockway!
Brockway: These jokes never get old, just like Nina!

by JadeOrchid December 12, 2020

Slovakian Bricklayer

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

Kangaroo Bricklayer

While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.

I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.

by Charles Gordon Igby April 24, 2010

chinese bricklayer

Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position

Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.

by zcl July 28, 2006

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

In Before The Brockway

The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.

Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme

Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet

Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.

Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!

“Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”

“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”

by Tuckerdidit December 12, 2020