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bro tan
bro tan by senzokikka July 11, 2009
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Bro Tank • bro tan • Bro- tanglement • Bro Tank Squad • Brotana • brotannica • Brotanamo Bay • brotando • Brotang • Brotang clan
Bro Tank Squad
A gaming community based around bro tanks a.k.a. tank tops. It is a lifestyle choice and a good one at that. Although it hasn't been tested, most members are known to have extremely sexy butts.
1. Ever since I became part of the Bro Tank Squad, I have become more manly! My mom is jealous.
2. Why does @GoldGloveTV have a hammer?? #BroTankSquad
2. Why does @GoldGloveTV have a hammer?? #BroTankSquad
Bro Tank Squad by GamerShore October 29, 2012
Bro Tank
A Bro Tank is a male tank top, however it is NOT a wifebeater. The males who wear them are fellow bros with decent sized muscles. Bro Tanks usually have some type of pattern on them and are mainly worn in California.
Bro Tank
A sleeveless patterned(most commonly striped) shirt worn by men to show off their muscles; A type of top worn by guys to showcase their muscles or their coolness; Guys think they are cool when wearing bro tanks; contrary to popular belief, bro tanks do not enhance muscles or make you look tan
Bro Tank by zelda girl July 3, 2011
Bro Tank
A tank top intended for muscular and tan males. If you are skinny and pale, it does not compliment those features. The bro tank is usually worn by the classic douche. Many have the misconception that bro tanks make them look cool, but 95% of the time, the user looks like a major tool. A normal non-douche will refer to these garments as "douche tanks", but the tank wearing "bro" will deny the quality of doucheness that comes with the product. If the user admits that the tank is in fact, a douche tank, he is most likely not a douche. A "bro tank" has no class, and anyone with any qualities of a gentleman, will not wear a "bro tank".
Douche 1: Bro, there's a douche convention down at the beach!
Douche 2: Hey I need some new clothes for it! There's a sale at Hollister, so let's get some bro tanks!
Douche 1: Bro Tanks?! Those won't make us look like tools, let's get some!
Douche 2: Hey I need some new clothes for it! There's a sale at Hollister, so let's get some bro tanks!
Douche 1: Bro Tanks?! Those won't make us look like tools, let's get some!
Bro Tank by Mike Hunts Eaton August 13, 2013
Bro Tank
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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