The state of being highly sexually pleased by the extremely British voice of Hugh Grant, which afterward usually results in a painful hangover and aversion to low-class Continentals
"I daresay Reginald, I do believe that Love Actually is the best Britgasm I've ever experienced."
The level of fantastic, awesome, radness that can only be known or obtained by a Britt and between the friendship of Britts. It consumes every waking hour of being a Britt, and is exponentialized when two or more britts, specifically BC's or BBeck's unite. Can also result in brain damage from exposure for extended periods of time.
It was absolutely BRITTASTIC! I feel a bithungovernow though.
An amalgamation of the words 'Bris' (Jewish ceremony of circumcision) and 'Christmas', 'Bristmas' is the term given to the long-held and sacred traditions that Jews hold on Christmas Day. Although there are minor variations in the way certain groups carry out the Bristmas traditions, the festivities typically consist of going out to see a movie and then getting Chinese food.
On Bristmas the Finkelstein's went to an afternoon showing of "American Hustle" and then grabbed dinner at Shanghai Palace.
This title refers to someone who has enormous amounts of technical knowledge and can be considered a master of his domain. More specifically this title refers to an expert computer programmer.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.