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Bring Dick 

In the context of organising a social gathering, to Bring Dick is to arrive with associates who are endowed with a penis, preferably well endowed. Any other physical or non-physical traits of said associates is entirely secondary.
Party at Binster’s on Saturday. Smart attire. Bring Dick.
Bring Dick by LPXO July 22, 2023
Words you can keep

brig-dick 

A very small penis on a big muscular dude.
Jane: "how was sex with that hottie you met at the gym last night?"

Jessica: "Ugh- he had such a brig-dick! I couldn't feel a thing!"
Jane: "damn, what a shame! i hate brig-dicks! They always confuse the fuck out of me- like how are you so big and muscular and then your dick is the size of a toddlers?!"
brig-dick by JaneJessica May 19, 2017

brig-dick 

a tiny dick on a very muscular guy
There ain't nothing worse than making out with a hot muscular guy and then things get streamy and you pull down his pants and he has a brig-dick. A fucking brig-dick! Like come on, man...you should've at least warned me before whipping that micro pene out
brig-dick by Followyourpath May 22, 2017

Being a Dick 

Someome that is constantly acting like an asshole when unnecessary.
Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick
Being a Dick by Boi_itsmendes July 12, 2019

being a dick 

conducting oneself in an inappropriate manner to the annoyance of others.
Intentionally driving a dump truck in a reckless manner is being a dick.
being a dick by Language Patrol September 19, 2013

Stop Being A Dick

I told that guy at the show tonight to stop being a dick, and he punched me.
Stop Being A Dick by Barbaloot April 12, 2009

Being a dick 

A term that referred to someone being an asshole
Do I really need to explain how to use the term being a dick
Being a dick by IduckingH8U January 14, 2019
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