brimpkin 

Something no one knows

"Fucks a Brimpkin?" -Philip
"I don't know" -Cam

brimpkin by JakeAintFake June 2, 2017

brimping 

The process through which a male and a female undergo a form of intercourse in which the female uses her hair to sexually pleasure the reproductive genitalia of the male. This is generally how one knows that a relationship has become serious, and often symbolizes commitment.

"Did you hear about those two? They were just brimping! Neither one of them even proposed!"

brimping by Oh hiiiiiiiii March 4, 2014

blimpkin 

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

blimpkin by jon September 16, 2003

Brumpkin

Performing of fellatio on a man who is sitting on a toilet and taking a crap.

Yo, you hear about Per and Max? They were just in the bathroom and Per gave Max brumpkin. Pretty sick, right?

Brumpkin by Fletch March 15, 2004

brumpkin

When you stick your face between a persons asscheeks and give them a raspberry

giving an anal raspberry = brumpkin

brumpkin by Matt Y July 22, 2006

Blimpkin 

The smae thing as a blumpkin except you are eating a blimpie's sub.

It was so awesome, I was so hungry and my girlfriend gave me a blimpkin, not hungry anymore.

Blimpkin by crazylady10 July 19, 2011

Blimpkin 

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the toilet on a blimp

i caught Lawrence giving Jeff a Blimpkin last week in the Goodyear blimp

Blimpkin by Shenis September 18, 2013