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the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.
by jon September 16, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The smae thing as a blumpkin except you are eating a blimpie's sub.
It was so awesome, I was so hungry and my girlfriend gave me a blimpkin, not hungry anymore.
by crazylady10 July 15, 2011
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Receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the toilet on a blimp
i caught Lawrence giving Jeff a Blimpkin last week in the Goodyear blimp
by Shenis September 18, 2013
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A blumpkin occuring on an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.
While receiving a blimpkin I wondered whether I also qualified for the mile-high club.
by The Pod February 26, 2005
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A blumpkin occuring in an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.
I recieved a blimpkin and wondered whether that also qualified me into the mile-high club.
by Sandip February 26, 2005
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