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blimpkin 

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.
blimpkin by jon September 16, 2003
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Blimpkin 

The smae thing as a blumpkin except you are eating a blimpie's sub.
It was so awesome, I was so hungry and my girlfriend gave me a blimpkin, not hungry anymore.
Blimpkin by crazylady10 July 19, 2011

Blimpkin 

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the toilet on a blimp
i caught Lawrence giving Jeff a Blimpkin last week in the Goodyear blimp
Blimpkin by Shenis September 18, 2013

blimpkin 

A blumpkin occuring on an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.
While receiving a blimpkin I wondered whether I also qualified for the mile-high club.
blimpkin by The Pod February 26, 2005

blimpkin 

A blumpkin occuring in an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.
I recieved a blimpkin and wondered whether that also qualified me into the mile-high club.
blimpkin by Sandip May 13, 2005

Blimpkin 

When attempting a Blumpkin but the receiver does not defecate and only a fart comes out
I didn't have to shit today... so all I could get from the old lady was a blimpkin
Blimpkin by Yellit1214Y February 10, 2022

Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
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