brided

u say my dog is going to be groomed, but what if he wants to be brided? how dare u assume his sexualality

i would like to get my dog brided

by UrbanMaster November 7, 2017

Mairis Briedis

When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.

Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.

by Kretinss September 9, 2022

grace briddon

Usually closely resembles Wednesday Adams, pretty face if you close one eye, part irish?
FAT ASS like dude that shit big as fuck.

Overall a bit of a whore for guys named Ben but refuses to admit it because she thinks she’s superior.

‘omg you are looking so grace briddon right now!’
‘wow thank you, i agree, i do look super good’

by themotherofjoe August 8, 2021

Princess Bride

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

The Princess Bride is epic.

by lostminnesotan May 2, 2010

bridezilla

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.

"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."

by running out of patience February 12, 2008

bridezilla

Bridezillas are a new breed of soon-to-wed women who abuse the idea that weddings are their "day." They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.

"please shut up about your fucking wedding, bridezilla."

by jomama angiedad January 15, 2007

jihadi bride

A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place

Have you seen Aisha at school? No, she ran off to Syria to be a Jihadi bride

by Musical Man April 10, 2017