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Birded
When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink
Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.
oh yeah? how so?
He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop
oh yeah? how so?
He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop
Birded by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022
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birded • baby birded • Mama birded • bired • birder • Birderer • binded • Birdemic • birden • Bidded
birded
Birded
the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.
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Mama birded
Mama birded by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017
baby birded
baby birded by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019
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