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When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink
Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop
Birded by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022
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Me: "Have you been smoking weed?"
You: "Naw, I'm birded though."
birded by Jennesis November 30, 2006
the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.
Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since
Birded by EADS1234 February 22, 2011
Bro I'm so birded right now.
birded by J._.G January 19, 2022

Mama birded 

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick
Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel
Mama birded by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017

baby birded 

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten
"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"
baby birded by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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