bricolage 

the attitude of an amateur carpenter to build furniture; particularly related to wood as a primary element used

Yes, I build this table, and also the wood chair! During my free time I enjoy doing bricolage

bricolage by CharlottePicci April 20, 2014

office bricolage

The making of weapons using only office supplies

My favorite office bricolage weapon is a bow and arrow made out of some rulers tape wires pens and an exacto blade

office bricolage by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Slovakian Bricklayer 

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

Slovakian Bricklayer by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010

Kangaroo Bricklayer

While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.

I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.

Kangaroo Bricklayer by Charles Gordon Igby April 24, 2010

chinese bricklayer

Performing cunnilingus from the wheelbarrow position

Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.

chinese bricklayer by zcl July 28, 2006

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

Brickage 

a word used when angry or to describe building a small platform from bricks

'Brickage!'
or
'fuckin buildin this like, brickage'

Brickage by t.jedlet April 17, 2009