brian hooper 

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..

Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "

brian hooper by brian hooper June 19, 2010

Brain Hooker 

Someone who blows your mind.

You must be a brain hooker, because you just blew my mind.

Brain Hooker by Gezundheit January 28, 2009